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VINYL
CREDITS
Teddy Kumpel - vocals and guitars
Bob Stander - bass and talkings
Matt Miller - drums and vocals
Produced and mixed by Teddy at Teddy’s Fun House
Recorded and mastered BY Bob Stander at Parcheesi Recording
cover art design by Teddy
Layout by Kenneth Feldman
photos by Griffon Sgroi Jacobs
All songs written by Teddy Kumpel
©℗2026 KUMPELSTILTSKIN MUSIC / EMI FORAY MUSIC SESAC
All rights reserved
Thank you to everyone who helped make this album come to life.
LYRICS
My Point
in many ways, I known him for years
God fabid, Needless to say
Stay in yo lane! Faw lack of a betta way
You gotta get up early in the mawning…
Need I say it again ?
My point? what's my point?
My point? Here's my point.
My point? What's my point?
My point Is pointless!
you have no idea, friggin guy,
Takes no for an ansa
ya see whadye did dere?
whatever woyks! And what not
And what have you. to say the least.
God fagive me!
My point? what's my point?
My point? Here's my point.
My point? What's my point?
My point Is pointless!
I hate to admit it and ruin my tough guy persona. especially at this age.
the last bunch of years I crack myself up.A reminder, yet again, not that I need it!
I don’t mean to repeat myself, I don’t mean to repeat myself, I don’t mean to repeat myself!
Please don't tell me you know what it's like to do what I do...why? Because you don't have a clue! Not one clue. You may be able to relate, but you don't have a clue... because you haven’t lived it! Pure and simple!
Here's anotha ta ponda. DIS is a fact.
I've worked 13,000 days in my life… So faa
dat's woyk, not tiddlywinks.
I challenge you. I seen alotta mileage.
go see where you gotta go! hey... Believe you me!
My point? what's my point?
My point? Here's my point.
My point? What's my point?
My point Is pointless!
dere's no one that has done maw work than me and has been a full tyma for the amount of years that I have and If you say you have, well you are fulla malarky! Good night!
Non Stop Crisis
Billy’s brain is full of glue
No wonder he don’t have a clue
What to do and what to say
No doubt he’s in his own way
mom-iloquy goes on all day
Spits a phrase then hits replay
talks a lot but can’t create
Only eats what they put on her plate
Wants you to think that he’s nice
Even as he covertly tells you lies
non stop crisis,
ya that’s a non stop crisis
If left to his own devices
You’ll be listening to a non stop crisis
non stop crisis, it’s a non stop crisis
Martha’s head is in the hole
For so long it’s all she knows
If you ask her “how’s your day”
get ready to be fully drained
I’m fully drained
If you treat him like he’s five
He’ll feel better as your battery dies
non stop crisis, it’s a non stop crisis
If left to his own devices
You’ll be listening to a non stop crisis
non stop crisis, it’s a non stop crisis
Before It Gets Better
Ow, it hurts there
Don’t touch don’t care
Ow, it hurts there
Don’t point dont stare
He’s got a secret and it’s
Making life miserable
He’s waiting for a sign
Drowning in distraction
Facing what he can to live
One day at a time
Ow, it hurts there
Don’t tell dont share
He’s been picking at it
trying to make it go away
It’s been there a long time
Someone’ll help him with it
He don’t believe it’s possible
It’s a giant waste of time
It might get worse before it gets better
Ow, it hurts there
Don’t judge be fair
He’s been sleeping on it
Blind to any other way
Of bringing out his Shine
It’s been sneaking up and
Dominating his whole life
It Occupies his mind
Waiting for a sign
Where’s the sign
Don’t waste my time
Ainwhahappanayou
They left her for dead
Got inside her head
Clipped off her wings
she still feels the sting
She tried to move on
felt like a fawn
tried to push it down
Kept hearing that sound
Ainwhahappanayou
swhachadooowiddit
Ainwhahappanayou
it’s whatcha do widdit
deep in her soul
She knew she could be bold
Turn Straw into gold
let the Magic unfold
she made herself a vow
To live in the now
ideas in the flow
with a mind of their own
Ainwhahappanayou
swhachadooowiddit
Ainwhahappanayou
it’s whatcha do widdit
She cleared a path
did all the math
She’s on her way
Todays a new day
She’ll do something fresh
Won’t get caught up in the mess
The past is behind
The stars are aligned
Ainwhahappanayou
swhachadooowiddit
Ainwhahappanayou
it’s whatcha do widdit
Old Guy
Who’s he making fun of? is that his real voice?
Does he have an accent? is that just how he talks?
seems like he is clueless and looking to get cancelled
Is he just an old guy who didn’t get the memo?
Thinks he’s got an alibi
He’s really good now you try
His cousin’s friend’s brother plays guitar
Never thought he’d get this far
HE doesn’t know from P.C. because his name is B.S.
Maybe he’s impeding this band’s chance of success
He’s trying to distract me from all the pretty musics
Is he just an old guy who’s head is kind of thick?
Thinks he’s got an alibi
He’s really really really good, now you try
His cousin’s friend’s brother plays guitar
Never thought he’d be a star
Why’s he use that mic? does this think it’s karaoke?
No one understands him and all of his malarky
He listens to Frank Zappa and tries to emulate him
He’ll never win a grammy for dancing like a fool
Maybe he’s a bozo who thinks that hat is cool
Is he just an old guy who didn’t get the memo?
You Discussed Me
You doo doo
What you do
Why can’t you just like you
Do you doo
whatchou do
So they’ll do whatchou do
Can’t make up your mind
It’s up your behind
Innair you will find
You smell so unkind
Now usually Monkey see, Monkey do
But they won’t do what you do
Why’d they do what they do?
Why can’t they be like you?
Can’t make up your mind
It’s up your behind
Innair you will find
You smell so unkind
You don’t want no trouble in your life
You Only want them to think that you’re nice
You only did whatchou did
cause thinking’s not your strong suit
You discussed me behind my back
but no one listened to you
Can’t make up your mind
It’s up your behind
Innair you will find
You smell so unkind
You don’t want no trouble in your life
The world still happens even if you’re blindfolding yourself
Of Sound Mind
we’re of sound mind
can’t stop listenin’ and all we do all day is
make sounds
listen to sounds
smell sounds
they said I’m of sound mind but really I’m just crazy
about sound
oh baby please
I wish i had the time
for you to occupy my mind
that i know that you know
that I know that you know
that i know
about sound
my name is exthedious and i love sound
as The romans marched in
hail caesar
nome sane? marched in
right on